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erg. sorry

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i kinda just realised i havent posted anything since classes were in session.

ive kinda been living on tumblr and my grammar has gone to shit.

im in the huuuuge art block and have no inspiration.

........... its summer so im usually sleeping or something anyway.

.............. SO HOW IS EVERYBODY'S SUMMER? GOOD? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
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oh my god.

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I JUST SPENT FOUR HOURS DRAWING A PICTURE. I SAVED LIKE TWICE. I FINISHED. THEN MY COMPUTER RESTARTED ITSELF AND WOULDN'T LET ME SAVE MY FREAKING DRAWING. I'M DYING RIGHT NOW. oh my god ;_____________;
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lol I had like 3 friends at my art stream... but they all went to dinner. boo.
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Boredom. qAq

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Emo

[ ] I cry a lot.
[x] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black every day.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar. I play piano?
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy , My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco. I love all three of those. Plus you know.. Actual bands that would be considered emo like The Devil Wears Prada, or Suicide Silence.. yeah.
[ ] I self harm.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace FaceBook pics are black or white or angled.
[x] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me.  I'm really phucking random.
[ ] I don't talk too often. I talk too much.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[x] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total: 8

Nerd

[ ] I have straight A's.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games
[x] I'm 'teachers pet'. My teachers think I'm adorable. I apparently act really dumb and cutesy in class.. .____.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school. I beg for food from my friends xD
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarette.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.  
[x] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[x] I always stump people.  
Total: 6

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[x] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[ ] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[x] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total:  11

Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on tv all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[ ] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[?] I wear sport inspired clothing. does skateboarding count?
[ ] play at least 3 different sports. I've play sports in the past? xD
Total:  1?

Comedian

[x] I'm funny.
[ ] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith. Kevin Hart is better.
[x] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 9

Shy

[ ] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[x] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[x] I never participate in class discussions.
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[x] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say 'What?'.
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total: 8

Goth

[x] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale. um. I'm black. xD Well half black anyway.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[x] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[ ] I love black humor.
[ ] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people.
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are scared of me people are just intimidated...
Total: 5

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[ ] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[ ] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 8

Antisocial

[ ] I hate most people
[ ] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 2

Skater

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[x] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[x] I wear skater shoes only.
[x] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years. not over... like... almost 4 years
[x] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[x] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 7

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[ ] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[x] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[ ] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the Bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total: 1...

Gangsta

[x] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and ***'s.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a fuck about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive. he's living underground with Elvis and Michael Jackson...
[ ] I party with all my ****.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[x] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 4

Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[x] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[x] I make fun of everything anyone else likes. almost everything... mainstream shit... :b xD
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school my age.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total: 2

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[x] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accesories for my console(s)
[x] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game i play most
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game i like most.
[x] I wouldnt know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so i dont spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[x] Ive actually read a book about videogames.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: 10

Girly

[ ] I have long hair
[x] I wear make up everyday
[ ] I carry a purse
[x] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[x] I paint my nails
[x] I use perfume
[x] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[x] I shower regularly
[x] I used to !! or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[x] I like to accessorize
[ ] I like flowers Rainbow roses are amazing
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father
[ ] I like hanging out with girls than boys
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping
[ ] I watch my weight/ count calories
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[xxxxxx] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc
Total: 9

Boyish
[x] I have short hair
[x] I hate doing laundry
[x] I like war type video games
[ ] I like playing or watching sports
[ ] People say I have a deep voice
[x] I'm more like my Dad than my mom
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends
[ ] I act tough, it doesn't matter whats going on inside me
[ ] There's only two emotions
[ ] I shower only when I (or others) start to notice I stink
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot
[x] My room isn't neat
[ ] I fart and laugh instead of saying excuse me
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[x] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs they scare me D:
[x] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk
[ ] I don't read
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it
Total: 8

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[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

[x] You have your own room.

[x] You own a cell phone.

[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.

[ ] Your parents are still married.

[x] You have more than 2 best friends.

[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard

T 0 T A L: 4

[x] You dress how you want to.

[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.

[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room.

[x] You have never been beaten up.

[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[x] Your room is big enough for you.

[ ] People don't use you for something you have.

[x] You have been to a concert.

T 0 T A L: 7

[x] You have over 50 friends on facebook

[x] Your parents let you have a facebook

[x] You get allowance.

[ ] You collect something normal.

[ ] You look forward to going to school.  

[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.

[ ] You play a sport.  

[x] You do something after school.

T 0 T A L: 4

[ ] You own a car.

[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.

[ ] You are happy with your appearance.

[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.

[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.

[x] You have friends.

T 0 T A L: 1

[ ] You know what is going on in the world.

[x] You care about so many people.

[x] You are happy with your life.

[ ] You know more than one language.

[x] You own a pet.

[x] You know the words to 5 songs.

[ ] You don't have any enemies

[x] You are a generally nice person.

T O T A L: 5

FINAL TOTAL:

Now count your numbers and divide by three.
Then title this journal "My life is ?% Happy"
My life is apparently 111% Happy. Damn. I'm happy. xD
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So I'm leaving for Spain to finally go see my family today. It's been 2 years! I MISS THEM. OHHH SPANIARDS. Mmmm. So I'll also be very bored seeing as I speak very little Spanish. All I can really tell anyone is 'lo siento.' and 'no habla espansol.' They all understand C: ANYWAY. I Was thinking about making little comic strips of something funny (there's always SOMETHING. EVERY FREAKING DAY) that happens. I know y'all probably don't care, I kinda think this is more of a thing for my friends at school to care about cause they all wanted to come with me. Oh. Yeah. And well. My English teacher yelled at me for being a vegetarian xD So I'm going surprise him and bring him back some cured ham 'cause he wanted me to eat some for him. YAEW FOR SURPRISES. Anyway. That is all. Thank youuu. C:
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